I am in my third day of observing market research interviews and am bored. Should I pay attention or should I?

build a fort out of peppermint patties and jolly ranchers and pencils? What else can I do?

I am in my third day of observing market research interviews and am bored. Should I pay attention or should I?
At my office, it's 90% super hot babes, and then just me...





I'm the "10%" who is NOT a super hot babe...





(Let's just clarify THAT fact right away, shall we?!?)





Just thought I'd rub it in...(no pun intended, but since it's there...)
Reply:When ever anyone says a certain word, start laughing maniacally. Pick a word that will be used frequently like customer or census or or.


Or when you are talking, talk like you are being censored. "I believe the beep people should be more beep aware of their beep surroundings and pull their beep heads out of their beep."
Reply:Start putting in random P%26amp;S questions into the interview questions.





- Favorite System of a Down song?


- What's the longest time you've been celibate?


- I'm having cravings for grapes and ketchup. Could I be pregnant?


- Do you use deoderant every single day?
Reply:I would eat the jolly ranchers and the peppermint things.....and maybe the pencils and the co-worker, too.
Reply:I think you should spend your time imagining yourself making it with any of the females in the room wether they are attractive or not. What do you mean you've already done that three times.
Reply:spitballs


paper airplanes


build the worlds biggest rubber band ball


shave your head


shave your legs


clip your toe nails on the desk


eat watermelons and have a seed spitting contest by yourself


do an interpretive dance to party like it's 1999
Reply:I say liven things up a bit and throw a cobra into the room .... or if you want to be real zany, throw a copanty.








......wait for it .... wait .... wait ......


There!!! now catch it in your teeth!
Reply:You should listen to Bill Hicks.





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDW_Hj2K0...
Reply:Run in the room, whip out your man pride, and scream "research this"


Laugh maniacally and run back out!!!
Reply:if there is a choice of either paying attention or building the fort...I say go for the fort!!
Reply:Get in a car accident
Reply:Use the bosess office as a play house!
Reply:i like the 2nd idea
Reply:the fort idea is the best thing I've heard all day. you should get rulers and challenge someone to a duel
Reply:What do you mean you want to chew my bra off?