Vaseline market research?

A man, doing market research for the Vaseline Company, knocked at the door


and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at


her feet.





"I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?"





"Yes. My husband and I use it all the time" she replied.





"If you don't mind my asking, what do you use it for?"





"We use it for sex," she said.





The researcher was a little taken aback. "Usually people lie to me and say


they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in


fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your


honesty. Since you've been so frank so far, can you tell me exactly HOW you


use it for sex?"





The woman said, "Sure, I don't mind telling you at all. My husband and I put


it on the doorknob and it keeps the kids out."

Vaseline market research?
Too cute! Great idea too! Thanks!
Reply:cute one...
Reply:that's cute.
Reply:lol, so dirty, but so true.
Reply:good one :)
Reply:thats an old one but its always funny when it comes up. lol